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big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: femintits, via actually-alone)

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I’m sleepy and I wish I was kissing you.

(Source: xborntolose, via inspired-insomniac)

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men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

(via burn-the-bright-lights)

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kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

(via souleder)

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