hesitence:

when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship

(Source: psycologics, via londonsparkss)

Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
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alc0h0l:

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa, via xbreaking-the-horizonx)

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

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Fun things to do in Arizona:

53reynolds:

-Hide inside until nightfall
-Drink Water
-??
-Pray for rain

(via c0nstantheadachee)

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